Please don’t be offended over what I’m about to say.
What am I about to say?
Oh, nothing. Except that some of us have taste.
It’s true. It’s truly true.
Now, calm, calm. Don’t get upset. Let this jerk here explain. Ahem.
Bam! Ta-da! There you go!
HOW IS THIS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR “COULD BE TAKEN THE WRONG WAY” STATEMENT?! you ask (demand).
Look at those beautiful shoes!
Well, don’ t you like them?
LIKE them?? Are you kidding, they’re ADORABLE!!!! BUT WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH–
Then you have taste.
My point exactly. I am on my way to proving my if/then statement, which is: If you like these adorable shoes that we are selling on eBay, then you have taste.
It’s contrapositive, of course, is If you don’t have taste, then you don’t like these shoes.
We could go on and on…
Oh, let’s not get carried away. The truth of the matter is that we’re selling these adorable vintage shoes on eBay!
Now, we are selling some similar flats. Be sure to go to eBay and check them out– that is, if you have any taste! 😉